Co-worker #1: I’m getting my hair chopped off, finally! I just can’t stand it anymore.
Co-worker #2: No way! When?
Co-worker #1: As soon as possible, I was talking to my husband about it and he —
Co-worker #2: I’m getting high-lights on Saturday!! I’m so excited, like it’s all brown from here to here (::shows roots::) but I want it to be all blonde.
Co-worker #1: Oh…yeah? Yeah, I decided to get mine cut becau —
Co-worker #2: Yeah, I hate it!!! I just need it to be fixed cause like…(::long explanation about hair desires::)
Co-worker #1: (::fake excited sounds::)