Dilbert nails office sarcasm, why can’t I?

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Even though sarcasm is not the best…*

Every time someone says, “hey don’t forget to do blah blah” I try to think of a semi-sarcastic way to say, “Of course I won’t forget. It is my job after all.”

But I can’t think of anything!

I need a one-liner that communicates, “I’m really funny and feeling super light-hearted about all of this but also please know that I don’t need you to tell me the daily duties of my job. However, I’m not upset or offended that you did, I just want it to be something that’s in the past that we laugh about and that you don’t do anymore.”

Any ideas?

 

*See these words about sarcasm: http://www.lds.org/ensign/2013/08/no-corrupt-communication?lang=eng

But then still help me think of something… 🙂

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