***Considering the fact that I’m in a play right now that opens on March 6th, I thought I’d share the dream I had with you last night.***
People chasing me: We found her! There she is!
::They remove me from my hiding place and I’m all of a sudden on a stage and they are facing me with pitchforks::
Me: Hey everyone, how are you…?
People: Kill her!
:: Try to run, but play it off like I was just moving around the stage because I realized I wouldn’t be able to get away::
Me: Hey, don’t kill me, why don’t I perform a show for you? It’ll be funny and entertaining.
People: We should just kill you
Me: But look, I’m already on a stage! You’re in an audience, let me perform for you!
People: Okay! Let her perform!
Me: Okay, let me go grab a costume really quickly okay? I saw one back stage, it’s this black mask
::: I exit the stage and escape, run to the local hospital and call my sister to pick me up::
Also, come see my play! (Playing at the Grand in Salt Lake City!)